January 22, 2009

• ¡¡¡16!!! haHA!! YAYAH!!!!

  I started out to do 25 but then I couldn’t think of anything else dumb to write so I just conveniently stopped at 16 and hey guess what! There’s a weird thingy survey/random fact 16 thing out there. So here are 16 random things that in some way, shape or form have to do with me. Why? Because it’s my facebook and I can. So you do it too, because I want to read yours.

  1.) When required to write a numbered list I like to write them followed by a period, parenthesis then a double space. I don’t recall who instructed me to do a double space after each sentence but I don’t see it practiced that often. Maybe it was Mavis Beacon, one of my typing teachers along with Mario.

  2.) As children my brothers and I would not be allowed soda so now that I am older I savor every drop of the precious sweetened beverage. It is a sacred food item not to be treated lightly or with contempt.

  3.) I got bugs living in my rice. I have a 50 pound bag so I don’t want to waste it so each time I eat thy rice I must wash out those wretched creatures from my food before I cook it in my expensive Korean rice cooker.

  4.) I like babies a lot. They are my favorite creatures. They’re like cute puppies except they wear diapers and are humans. I like to spend as much time with them as possible because they’re innocent little people who possess all the hope and potential in the universe. Their joy is pure and their little eyes do not lie.

  5.) My life goal is to change the entire world. One step at a time. One step at a time… I’m climbing my mountain.

  6.) I need to see a chiropractor or something because I do the neck whip to crack it and I know that’s not healthy and when I see other people do it it looks all spastic.

  7.) I don’t know if I’m particularly picky or something because although I appreciate all types of music, I do not enjoy listening to all of them most of the time. I’ve moved from hip-hop to r&b and soul. Anything with a catchy beat hook or funky bass line. I also enjoy pop music.

  8.) I sleep with baseball bat by my bed and a thing of mace. Oh and I have a hammer in the bathroom as well as these custom made cardboard tube bats strategically hidden around the house.

  9.) I loooooooove pastries. The doughy goodness baked into spongy delight. Or golden crispy because it’s fried. It’s my favorite. Good cake. Good donut. I love the texture as I eat it. I like to bite into it and destroy it with my teeth.

  10.) I bought an aluminum slurpee straw and it makes the slurpees taste better.

  11.) I have three bluetooth earpieces because I got one for free from my mom when she upgraded and got three other ones on ecost.com. (I had the jabra stolen from my house, thus the three left. Oh, wait. I just found another one.)

  12.) When I was younger I would order a hamburger no matter what restaurant we went to. This is because they are good, meaty and filling.

  13.) I really really really like playing tetris against people. Even more I like Dr. Mario. Oh yeah.

  14.) My house has no insulation because it was built before dinosaurs roamed the earth. So it’s either freezing cold or sweltering hot.

  15.) I don’t read. (I can’t read?) I haven’t read a book in quite some time. I don’t have motivation/time?

  16.) I like reading and I like writing but I rarely do either. I’ve always loved literature but I don’t have that much motivation. I guess I’ll have to start if I’m to write movies and junk.

  23.) Jim Carrey and Joel Schumacher

  24.) Tony Almeda

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